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14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.
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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe raheLogo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”GREAT LOVE.“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!
Sweet Love Story:A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her.. =)