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Santa In KBCQ.
Videsh Jane Wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kon Thi...? .... ... .. . Socha phir Santa:
              Sita ji (Ravan Ke Saath Srilanka Gayi Thi).
Category : Santa Banta SMS
Santa : Kaun si caste ke log sabse achche nagrik hote hain? 
Banta : Baniye
Santa : kyon?
Bana :  Kyon ki har jagah likha  rahta hai;  desh ke achche nagrik baniye..
:)
Category : Santa Banta SMS
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Santa: Yar Ye Bata Ki World Me Kitne Desh Hain?
Banta: Abe! Akal Ke Dusman Duniya Me Ek Hi Desh
Hai Aur Wo INDIA Hai Baki Sab Videsh Hain..!!
:)
Category : Santa Banta SMS

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...
Category : Santa Banta SMS
Santa Gusse Se: Waiter!
Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,
Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry...
:)
Category : Santa Banta SMS