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Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
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Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,
to pata chale ga k sub se pehle
ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mohabbad
N - Satisfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - Chocolates
S - Lots of Love (Good Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!


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Answer : CHAIR


Category : Riddle SMS
Which 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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Answer:-AGE....!!
Category : Riddle SMS
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T"
ka kya rishta ha ???


Answer= Husband & Wife
Category : Riddle SMS

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

(Answer is "KISS").

Answer these questions instantly.
U can't take ur time,
answer them immediately . Ok?

1:-u are participating in a race.
U overtake the second person.
What position are u in ?

2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are?
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1st Answer: if u answered that u are 1st,
then u r absolutely wrong!
If u overtake the second person,
u take his place, so u are second!

2nd Answer: if u answered that u are second to last,
then u are wrong again.
Tell me, how can u overtake the last person ?
U're not very good at this, are u ?:p


Category : Riddle SMS
Solve this geographical riddle.
I am the first on earth,
The second in heaven,
I appear two times in a week,
You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle of the sea,
What am i?
Your iq test.
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Answer is : " e "
Category : Riddle SMS