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Murgi anda deti hai,
aur gaai dudh deti hai,
to aisa kon hai jo dudh bhi deta hai,
aur
anda bhi deta hai?
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Dukandar
Dont clap plz.
I know am genious.
Category : Naughty SMS
Heart Touching Lines
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_____(Heart)____
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Next Time I’ll Send U KIDNEY Touching Lines.
Category : Naughty SMS
When does a friend becomes the best in the world?
When his dialogue,
I care 4u!
changes into
I will kill u if u don’t take care of yourself!
So take care of yourself
if u don’t want to be killed by me.
Category : Naughty SMS
Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai.
Aur
“kala kutta”
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
ki
kala kutta bhi kahi jaa raha hai!
Category : Naughty SMS
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat walo ko milti hai.
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1: Jungle mein ghumta white hanthi.
2: Without affairs wala jeevan sathi.
Category : Naughty SMS
Women r greedy,
they want everything from d same man..
Men r so simple,
they want the same thing from every woman
Category : Naughty SMS
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,
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Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...
Category : Naughty SMS
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
Category : Naughty SMS