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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
She: Darling!
After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Category : Marriage SMS
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
Category : Marriage SMS
What is Marriage?
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
Category : Marriage SMS
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife's birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Category : Marriage SMS
words for a long
and happy marriage
Yes Dear
I am sorry
It's my fault.
Category : Marriage SMS
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Category : Marriage SMS