SMS
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SMS
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?
Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.
Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P
In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.
Category : Insult SMS
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
Category : Insult SMS
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Category : Insult SMS
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
Category : Insult SMS
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'
Category : Insult SMS
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...
Category : Insult SMS
No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
Category : Insult SMS