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KABHI naak pe
KABHI gaal pekisskisskisskiss kadar
makhiya tang karti he !!
Ab aap nahaoge nahi to aisa hi hoga na?
Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..Chuha billi se darta hai,
billi kutte se,
kutta aadmi se,
aadmi biwi se..Aur biwi chuhe se GM
Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya…?
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
U lose 100 calories after a 10 minute Walk..AND u lose 150 calories after a 2 minute kiss..Time apka,
Faisla apka,
Jaago india Jaago
Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujkohi bhul gaye.
Sarabi- Sarabi Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN
Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey hongepar larki shareef chahiye…..
Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No ans.
Husbnd again asks, No ans.
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz ab bhoka na bandh karo