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Lovely ans. by a lover
Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the water whom would u Save 1st?
Boy: I would jump into water to save my mom & die with U..!!
Category : Girl/Boy SMS
Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend:
Girl: Do u still love me?
Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi,
lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!
Category : Girl/Boy SMS
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!
Category : Girl/Boy SMS
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
Category : Girl/Boy SMS
Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!
Category : Girl/Boy SMS
Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.
Category : Girl/Boy SMS
It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most!
And
When a man does that..
The slide show begins..!!
Category : Girl/Boy SMS
Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye,
Jannate sajai meine tere liye,
par tune kya kiya mere liye..

Girl: Munnii
badnaam hui Darling tere liye.
Category : Girl/Boy SMS