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Air And Students Have The Same Mentality
How? Dont You Know How ?
Both Keep Turning Book’s Pages Without Reading :)
Category : Funny SMS
What Is The Biggest Benefit of Having Girlfriend & Boyfriend In the Same College Or School,
Where u Study?
1O0% Attendance.
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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all how many will be able to
afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
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I thought
I-m d only Friend of Urs.
But behind U.,
I found a large crowd.
I complained to God.
But realised..
He too was in d Queue
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I want to kill the
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime
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I found Aaladin's Lamp.
I asked him to increase all girls' brain 10 times more.
He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!
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Q: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about
you than you know yourself.
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Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.
Category : Funny SMS