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Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai,
Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra,
Nakal ke rakhna aas,
Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass!
Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai  
Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...
not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.
but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!
In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?
because someone told him that there is marks for every step...
Life of studnt:
purse hai,paise nahi
lecture hai,attendance nahi
mobile hai,balance nahi
frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,
TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI
Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,
Bit gaya waqt to yad karke rote hi jaoge,
Karna hi h to padhayi karo,
Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge.       
Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete
Har subject ne dimag khaya,
kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,
Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete   
Fact of clasroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.
Kyunki usse dar hai k tum usse jyada jante ho...!!!
Always Be +ve.       
BOY-Utaro
GRL-Muje dar lagta hai
B-Me hu na utaro
G-Nhi koi dekh lega
B-koi nhi dekh rha utaro
G-par.B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi